Are you here to make friends, or are you here to win?
If you watch a lot of terrible reality TV, as we do, you've heard it a billion times. "I'm not here to make friends." Yeah, we get it. It's a cutthroat competition and you're here to win, not to be Mr. or Miss Congeniality. Good for you.
We, on the other hand, are here to make friends. And you know who else is? This Labrador! He's not throwing anyone under the bus. He's not voting anyone off the island. He's not proposing to one girl on national TV, only to dump her the next week and propose to the runner-up. Nope, he's here to do one thing: make friends.
In fact, he wants to be your friend. So how about it? Just look at that face!