Let's say you threw a party. And, let's say, you invited everyone you knew. You would see that the biggest gift would be from me. Guaranteed. What would the gift be? Hmmm, I don't know exactly. But something big. Bigger than anything else at the party. Maybe, like, a huge stuffed giraffe. Or one of those giant inflatable apes that you see at used car lots? But something useful. Anyways, the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend."