United We(Ed) Stand Socks

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 "Good people don’t smoke marijuana."

Good point, Jeff Sessions. Guess that only makes about 60 million Americans bad people. Including teachers, doctors, farmers, factory workers, honors students, grandmas great grandmas, soldiers, Nobel Prize winners, priests. In fact, pretty much f--king everyone except Jeff Sessions has at least tried it.

Roll up your knickers, cuz the storm is a-comin'. Forecast calls for a steady haze across the nation. 

  • Cotton/Poly/Spandex blend
  • Made for extreme softness and comfort
  • Designed specifically for bi-pedal primates